139760	total
10476	Movies A La Mode
6072	The Tastytronic Diner Jukebox
5908	Worldwide Interweb Hobo Stew
4800	World Events with a Pickle and Chips
4732	Baseball Stew
4584	Live Show Tacos
4156	Soup or Survey (Menu Changed Weekly)
3904	Roasted redvinegar
3456	Music Mix Suprise- Served Family Style
3324	Grilled BBS Help Sandwhich with Pickle
3140	Eggs, Overheard
3124	hopeless romantic shake (with 2 straws)
2972	Tasty Blessed Gunyoki Surprise
2608	Red Beans and Book Reviews
2564	Hotdogs and Apple Pie
2120	There Is No End to Madness -- All you can eat
2116	The World Is Going To Pot (Pie)
2088	The North Park Special
1976	tv dinner with spicy hot apple dessert
1968	Prayer Platter
1932	political cabbage soup
1868	Roast hedgehog with toadstools
1724	Purist Cinnamongirl Jolly Ranchers
1696	My Old Gaffer's Rabbit Stew
1640	Silicon Nabiscos
1584	Birthday Cake
1352	New Customer Veal TarTar
1260	George's Dream (and others)
1208	Confession Confection
1196	Imaginary Baby on a Bun
1192	Lyric Buffet- Take Only What You Will Eat
1184	An Apple for the Teacher's Pet
1132	Windy City Gossip Goulash
1004	Obituary Omelette
976	Home Cooked X
944	wedding cake with chocolate sauce on the side
904	Motion Picture Crap de la Crap
884	Personality Pot Pie
840	Italian Wedding Soup
800	Who's who Spicy Hot Chili Bowl
764	Kerry Edwards Plate
752	Poetry Pizza
744	Zookeeper Animal Chow
724	Star Wars Skillet
716	punk parfait
716	Theology Fried Rice
712	Guitar Gear-O's
708	Election Cabarnet, 2004 Vintage
708	Compliment Cookie
700	Grilled Chess
696	Sides of Bacon (and other cop stories)
696	5 foot PARTY sub!
644	Hey, It's Me Meatloaf with Mushrooms
624	The World is NOT Going To Pot (Pie)
616	My Opinion with a Side of Fries
616	Insanely Spicy Bean Burrito
608	How's the Weather Stew
600	Etymology Goulash
564	Knationalism Knish
536	Listy Lunchbook Lasagna
524	Popcorn without sticky floors
492	Radio Preset Rattatooie
484	Medical Mushroom Marinara
480	6degrees of separation dumplings
464	VERY Tallstack of Debt
460	Mixed Greens (Grown Locally)
456	Psychological Symbolism Parfait
448	Digital Camera Jimmy Buffet
444	Egg in your beer?  Egg in your station wagon!
432	outrageous omelette
400	Scoop of I Scream, with Hot Fear, & a Scary on Top
388	Multitool Mush
376	Moon-pie Dream Platter
368	Referer Log Mulligan Stew
368	King's x Crumbs and Spilled Wine
360	80's Icon Chili with Special Guest SauceHulk
352	Way Overdone Burger with 20lbs of Fries
344	Tofu
344	Squeeze my lemon... into my iced tea...
340	bring it back to the kitchen
328	side order of wilco with fries well done
320	Complimentary Pitcher of Watering Hole
316	David Lynch & a cup o' joe
312	Automobile Failure Frito Pie
292	A Cornish Hen (in the hand)
288	DSL Burger Biscuit Melt
280	no thanks, bernie OR fruit not fries
280	The Human Body Under Glass
280	Eyesore Salad (choice of dressing)
272	Egg In Your Shock!
268	Dad Sayings Salad
264	Filet-O-Fiction
264	Filet du Science au jus
256	Quotable Quote Alphabet Soup
256	Kids' Menu Corndog
252	Broasted Band Names
252	Badnarik Sauce
248	Two Scoops of College Basketball
244	tastes like vinyl, must be the veggie burger
244	One Jawbreaker, One Big Box of NERDS
240	FIG TIP RIBS
240	Early Bird Surprise
240	A Slice of Cherry Pine
236	dis taste full
236	Recording on Rye
232	art tart
232	Matzoh Ball Soup (pareve)
232	Celebrity Encounter with a side of Sighting
232	Canned Urban Legend (with rat tail)
212	Miracles Mush
208	Euphemism Casserole
208	A Spoonful of Advice
200	Thrift Store Smoothie
200	Philosophy Phries
200	LOTR Omelet Survey
192	Boss Roast
188	Femme Fillet
184	North Park Nostalgia Nachos
184	Euphemism Medley
180	Janeane Garofalo on a Silver Screen Platter
176	Ploughman's Lunch with nails
176	Motion Picture Creme de la Creme
172	Matrix Brand Amino Acid Gruel
168	George's Pizzaburger Deluxe
168	Baked Jokes with Cheese Sauce
164	State Champion Longpig
160	Lacuna Suprise
152	Ice Cream Social
144	slowly cooked Er1k Anders0n!!!!!!
144	Ornithology Omelette
144	Lenten Lentils
144	Glass Of 'Hitting A Goat From Behind' Milk
144	Athenian Style Lost Artists
136	Tandem Story Cola, with a twist of Lime
136	Mystery Topic Suprise
132	Business Savy Burrito
128	out of context soup
128	french toast, french dressing, french fries
128	crappy web animation brulee
128	Your Rights Applesauce
128	Desert Island Escargot
128	CHIC Fillet
128	Bowl Full of Motts
120	Lampost Milkshake
112	realization rhubarb pie; two forks
112	Guitar Hero Sandwich
112	Bush Cheney Combo
108	White Knight $4.75 Steak and Eggs 
104	Roommate Rhubarb Pie
104	I Wonder Waffle (with Whipped Cream)
104	Animal Apertif
100	Milkshake with Political Bent Straws
100	Kevin Flynn's TRON Smorgasbord
96	Simpsons Souffle
88	Wax Frank Zappa Sushi Hotplate
88	Flugtag Schnitzel
88	Dobeforeyoudie Soup
88	Come back in a few minutes...
88	Baked Fantasy Band 
80	Side of Nader Camejo
80	Establishment Clause Stew
72	cut the complaint slide a side of thanks
72	Tastytronic Tuna Melt
72	SXSW Skillet
72	Roger and the Iron Range Cereal
72	Old Bread for New Stuffing
72	Media Bias Butt Steak
72	Coincidential cappuchino with cinnamon
68	Absolutely Awesome Amalgamation ala Mode
64	Hot Dog
64	Corn Chowder
60	Hot Oven Fresh Turkey
56	Rosebud, Henri, with mustard
56	Mountain Music Mash
56	Middle Eastern Falafel Sandwich
56	MMRPG Melt--Hero Style
56	Art Garkfunkel Surprise
48	Steven Wright Sauce
48	Rat Tar Tar
48	Larks Tongues in Aspic
48	Football Feast
44	Coincidence Capers
40	musical instrument mush
40	Monty Python Frog Truffle
36	Collective Hive Mind Wisdom Stew
32	Special: 5-10$ off tall stacks of CDs
32	Powdermilk Biscuits
32	Bigu suprisu Platter
24	XY003 Souffle
24	UFO Chicago Club Sandwich
24	Small box of Serial with Milk
24	Charity Chocolates with Cherries
24	Babe the Blue Ox Burger
24	Animal Crackers
16	The Juice is LOOSE!
16	Oven roasted spam with a side of comedy