bfd listingson-of-a-32792, a BFD which states, "All nicks must be in the form 'e[nick]', where [nick] is the user's traditional nick. Those who do not adopt this convention shall be cast into the pit of eternal abrasions."

son-of-a-32779, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the names of functions from glibc2. Once all the available names have been taken, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be cast into the pit of eternal sewage."

son-of-a-32775, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the name of a computer that begins with a company name and ends with a number, such as TRS-80 or Apple][. Once all the available models have been used, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be cast into the eternal fires of the abyss."

son-of-a-32786, a BFD which states: "KICK EVERYBODY!"

son-of-a-42, a BFD which states: "Gone to lunch-- see son-of-a-23"

son-of-a-32797, a BFD which states "All nicks shall be conspiratorial roles, such as unindicted co-conspirator or anonymous whistleblower. Once all the available nicks are taken, the elect have been chosen and all others shall appear on Larry King Live."

son-of-a-square-root-of-minus-one, a BFD which states "All channel rules must be named in the form of son-of-a-(number) where (number) is with the exception of this number a real number, an integer, and within a contiguous range."

bfd son-of-a-35982, all nicks shall be composed of the user's initials or something suchlike. when all available permutations have been taken, drwiii will be cast into the fire

son-of-a-32771, a BFD which states: "All users shall use the nick "emad" with the 'm' replaced by one other letter. Once all available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be cast into the flames of the abyss."

son-of-a-32782, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the word 'Mad' preceeded by a gerund. Once all the available nicks are taken, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be cast into the abyss of despair."

son-of-a-32769, a bfd which states that all nicks on #tron are to be random unsigned 64-bit integers. When all unsigned 64-bit integers have been used up, as it were, the elect have been chosen, and all others are thrown into the fire.

son-of-a-32793, a BFD which states, "All nicks must begin with the letters 'cla' and be somehow related to the human body, for bonus points. Once all the available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and all others must FOAD."

son-of-a-32800, all nicks must be names of political and/or governmental positions. Once all available nicks have been used, the elected have been self-appointed, and the rest a thrown into proletarian slums.

son-of-a-31337, A BFD which states "4ll us3rs sh0uld ch4ng3 n1ckn4m3s t0 th31r l33tsp34k 3qu1v4l3ntZ. Wh03v3r 1z st1lL us1nG l4m3 v0w3ls sh0uld F04D!@#".

son-of-a-11, <reply> I bet you're having fun reading through all the BFDs

son-of-a-12, a BFD that states: "RST is a moron who doesn't know where the BFDs start"

son-of-a-32776, a BFD which states: "All nicks must follow the pattern listed in son-of-a-32775, but models such as the Timex Sinclair ZX81 and Vic 20 are permitted. The same fate awaits the unbelievers."

son-of-a-6, <reply> no they don't

son-of-a-32787, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be composed of a clever use of the prefix 'poly-', using the format 'Poly_[rest of word].' Once all the available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and the reprobate must be sent on a quest to find the Holy Grail."

son-of-a-99991, a BFD which states: "Zambozay! All nicks must be the name of a character from _The Lambda Expressway_. If you have not read or heard _The Lambda Expressway_, you must do so now. Once all available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and all others will be banished to Fuctown."

son-of-a-32798, a BFD which states "All nicks shall appear to be of Welsh derivation, such as cywrnmtpyf. In particular, the only allowable vowel-sounding letter is 'y'. Once all the available nicks are taken, the ruling class shall exile all others to Scotland."

son-of-a-255, a BFD which states: "Buffer overrun--core dumped"

son-of-a-13, a BFD which states: "This could get old, real quick"

i guess son-of-a-32775, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the name of a computer that begins with a company name and ends with a number, such as TRS-80 or Apple][. Once all the available models have been used, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be cast into the eternal fires of the abyss."

son-of-a-14, a BFD which states: "Go away, kid. You bother me."

son-of-a-32772, a BFD which states: "RST is a pain in the ass, and should leave the channel immediately."

son-of-a-32783, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the names of pyramid-scheme home-marketing programs. Once all the available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and the rest must be transmogrified to slugs and stapled to a wet salt lick."

son-of-a-32794, a BFD which states, "All nicks must be user's canonical nick with the letters ordered in ascending lexicographical order. Once all the available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and all other must write in endless torment under Emad's bed."

son-of-a-32801, a BFD which states "all nicks must be anagrams of the user's regular nick. Once all permutations have been permuted, the elected have been chosen and the rest will be relegated to the null set"

son-of-a-15, a BFD which states: "A huge fierce green snake bars the way!"

son-of-a-105, a BFD which states: "If you knew octal, you'd know which BFD this refers to!"

son-of-a-32777, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the names of 8-bit video games. Once all the available games are taken, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be hurled to the abyss."

son-of-a-32790, a BFD which states, "All nicks must be the name of an endangered European language listed in the UNESCO Red Book (http://www.helsinki.fi/~tasalmin/europe_report.html). Once all available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and the reprobate will be kicked in the tush by their angry God."

son-of-a-32788, a BFD which states "All nicks must match the regular expression ^Mr.*bar$" Failure to comply will result in severe and swift punishment in the form of the attendance of a beanie baby convention.

son-of-a-32799, all nicks must be names of characters from old radio shows or dramas. Once all available nicks have been used, the leet have been chosen, and the rest are thrown into the FOX Network

son-of-a-65536, <reply> all users on #tron must have their own infobot.

son-of-a-32773, a BFD which states: "All nicks in the channel #tron must be letter-number-letter, where the first letter is the first letter of the person's full name (first, middle, last), the other letter is the last letter of their full name, and the number is the number of intervening letters."

son-of-a-32784, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the names of WASP married couples that share an AOL account, in the form '[wife]and[husband][last name]'. Once all the available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and all others must be put out on ice floes to starve."

son-of-a-32795, a BFD which states: "All nicks must begin with dr, indicating that the client is being operated by a person with a medical degree. Those not in complaince with said BFD will be sued for malpractice and misrepresentation of credentials"

son-of-a-32802, all nicks must be in the form of Dumont's leet haxor hame for romz trading and mad haxoring, dood. when all hard core nicks have been taken, the leet have been chosen and the modulo must be cast in to the lake of lameness

son-of-a-bsd 32402, a BFD that states "All nicks, previously conforming to a previous BFD, once, the previously BFD-conforming nicks then being subject to a new and different BFD, shall disrobe themselves of the previous and no longer valid BFD, and shall come under, abide by, respect and uphold the rules and regulations of the new BFD. Once all available nicks have been taken, the elect shall be subject to the case specific to the elect

son-of-a-69, a BFD which states: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"

son-of-a-243, a BFD that states: "Crackmonkey has a persecuting-RST complex."

son-of-a-32780, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be in all-CAPS and preceded by two underscores, to prevent namespace conflicts."

son-of-a-32767, a bfd which states that all nicks on #tron are to be one character, and when all one character nicks are exhausted, the elect have been chosen, and all others are thrown into the fire.

son-of-a-32791, a BFD which states, "All nicks must be in the form '[nick]_', '[nick]-away' or '[nick]-sleeping', and [nick] is somebody else's nick. Once all the available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and all others must FOAD."

son-of-a-32778, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the user's traditional nick, but with "TheReal" prepended to it. All those who do not use this prefix must be cast into the cleansing flames."

son-of-a-32789, a BFD which states, "All nicks must be in the form of large protest names, i.e. first letter of month plus number of day of month. The date chosen must be the birthday of the nick'ed person. Once all available nicks have been taken, the elect have been chosen and all others must eat poop and die."

[20:25:07] >dumont,< son-of-a-bsd 32402, a BFD that states "All nicks, previously conforming to a previous BFD, once, the previously BFD-conforming nicks then being subject to a new and different BFD, shall disrobe themselves of the previous and no longer valid BFD, and shall come under, abide by, respect and uphold the rules and regulations of the new BFD. Once all available nicks have been taken, the elect shall be subject to the case specifi

son-of-a-32774, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be the maximum length possible for the given IRC server. All those with shorter nicks shall be cast into the pits of eternal torment."

son-of-a-32785, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be some derogatory variation on Zack's name. Once all the available nicks have been taken, the select have been chosen and the rest must be cast into the slave pits of Linuxcare."

son-of-a-32796, a BFD which states: "All nicks must be a claim on the title of being 'the mantis', such as 'themantis' or 'crackmantis' or 'therealmantis'. Those not in compliance with this BFD will be eaten by their mates after careful coupling."

son-of-a-32803, a BFD which states "All nicks must be in the form of a Mr. Men character, with the string "Mr" followed by a virtue, vice, or descriptive adjective. Once all nicks have been changed, the elect have been chosen and the remainder shall be forced to shack up with MrStinky."

son-of-a-23, a BFD which states: "You don't SERIOUSLY think that the BFDs would begin on a magic number like 23, do you?"

son-of-a-32770, a BFD which states: "All users shall use the nick "kristen" with a variable number of 'r's. Once all available permutations have been taken, the elect have been chosen and the rest shall be cast into the flames of the abyss."

son-of-a-242, a BFD that states: "RST has a persecution complex."

son-of-a-bitch, <reply> Ha ha.

son-of-a-32781, a BFD which states: "All nicks must contain the string 'ogg'. All those who do not must be cast into the cleansing flames."

son-of-a-32768, an BFD which states that all nicks on #tron are to be variants of the nick 'taska' where the final character is changed. When all letters have been used, the elect have been chosen, and all others are thrown into the fire.