clickolinko
the automatic web log
URL search:

* http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-one-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1458 <-- have the Onion hired Onstad?
* http://www.drabblecast.org/2014/11/04/drabblecast-341-litany-earth/ <-- for your drive home
* http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/huis-en-inrichting/bureaus-en-bureaustoelen/m871844717-lot-biljartballen-ze-kunnen-gebruikt-worden-voor-iets-leuks.html <-- Billiard ball pit!
* http://www.tor.com/stories/2014/05/the-litany-of-earth-ruthanna-emrys <-- teferi on account of subverting Lovecraft while staying within its mythos
* https://www.aspace.co.uk/beds/high_sleepers/farringdon_high_sleeper_with_desk-3316_blue.htm
* https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B26IGvmCQAAXV_X.png <-- how to make the IT Barbie thing EVEN MORE controversial
* http://www.int33h.com/test/mi/ <-- Who's up for some insult swordfighting?
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQwA14YWdqA <-- Exhibit B.
* https://soundcloud.com/esaops/a-singing-comet <-- Exhibit A.
* http://www.iflscience.com/environment/human-poop-powered-bus-hits-uk-roads <-- this is one of those "do they even make enough fuel to offset the amount from the plant employees driving in to work?" things
* https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2014/11/20/mozilla-now-accepts-bitcoin/ <-- I'm a Mozilla supporter, and I would like the ability to donate using navel lint.
* http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/103174800420/are-you-the-guy-who-drew-the-i-made-this-you-made <-- on the one hand, actually true, on the other hand there's no other way to answer that question
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4uxYBkECHQ
* http://pastebin.ubuntu.com/9140215/ <-- and then there's the humor in this
* http://www.techblog.co.nz/839-OzStateClosesDoortoOpenSource <-- nemo
* http://wolfpupy.com/comic/29.html
* https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1366304364/drduino-its-like-a-shield-for-your-shields <-- that one was a sensible reserve, for example
* https://vimeo.com/62232896 <-- from the creators of Rick and Morty
* http://imgur.com/a/PXJSA <-- six panel cinema
* https://www.facebook.com/pages/Goat-Grazers/1432102260363268
* http://fuzzie.org/vu_statuut.png <-- I feel like this needs more angry but I'm not sure how to add it in the form of mspaint expression
* http://www.anandtech.com/show/8740/eizo-announces-the-ips-265-flexscan-ev2730q-monitor-with-1920x1920-resolution <-- teferi
* http://www.theonion.com/articles/ira-glass-exhausted-from-doing-every-voice,37383/ <-- “And that’s how David Sedaris was born,” Glass added.
* http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/11/18/utah-woman-wears-colander-for-drivers-license-photo-as-religious-statement/ <-- Asia Carrera got a driver license photo with a colander on her head.
* https://twitter.com/secboffin/status/535342089291448320
* https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/519917165139742721
* https://computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com/
* https://cfiesler.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/barbieremixed.pdf
* http://www.metafilter.com/144217/Banksy-is-a-team-of-seven-artists-led-by-a-woman#5805158 <-- sneakums
* https://twitter.com/Soniasuponia/status/535523927251251201
* http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/walmart-food-drive-among-employees <-- and here they go again
* https://medium.com/message/networks-without-networks-7644933a3100
* http://www.metafilter.com/144210/system-that-really-just-administrates-for-large-corporationsPARKLIFE#5806089 <-- ZING!
* http://www.ladailypost.com/content/letter-editor-uglification-los-alamos <-- bz2
* https://play.google.com/store/devices/details/Nexus_Wireless_Charger?id=nexus_wireless_charger <-- this is the one i have

dumont, master of the io tower clickolinko was created by Neale Pickett, who was too modest to credit himself.
Sean Neakums, who butchered clickolinko after installing it on flynn, does not suffer from that problem.
Props to the usual gang of idiots for ideas, suggestions, testing and shouting.